Thursday, January 13, 2011

You Know You're Not on Hulen

You Know You’re Not on Hulen

When the truck in front of you has a goat in the extended cab section behind the front seats. Especially if the goat is alive, full grown, and wearing a stable blanket.

When the river you’re crossing is frozen over.

When the oncoming traffic stops to let you turn left.

When the field beside the road has wild turkeys gleaning it.

(When there is a field to glean)

When you cannot see past the snow bank.

When every car looks as if someone went mudding.

When the traffic stops to let a pedestrian cross.

When you see the “MOOSE” sign along the roadside.

When the only coffee shop is actually a diner.

When the closest clothing store primarily sells shovels and animal feed.

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