"Spontaneous car fire"
That's when a car parked in your garage (or wherever) suddenly burns up with no good reason.
And that's what happened at our house early, early this morning.
Everyone is fine. The fire department was awesome. The garage is remarkably undamaged, except maybe some water damage.
It was good the smoke alarm was near the garage. It was good Jason realized it wasn't the ipod beeping. It was good we live this close to town.